A girl laughed at a genuinely funny observation of mine? “OMG SHE’S TOTALLY INTO ME!!!1!11!!” With that mindset how is a casanova like myself still single? It’s MIND-BOGGLING!
When I’m old enough to buy liquor, I’m going to buy shit so strong only I would drink it. That way I don’t need to worry about someone else drinking it.
Based on the celebrity death rule of threes, two...
The trick to life is to pretend you can tolerate people. That, or I guess you could genuinely enjoy being around people, but that’s just weird.
I don't even fucking know.
Ya know it’s a strange feeling knowing that I’m technically an adult right now. Knowing a grown man is laying in bed eating toaster strudel and watching a marathon of mythbusters. I suppose there are worse ways to spend a sunday afternoon, the sad thing is I’ve probably done those too.