gillian anderson was my first crush, and it never really went away.
"we have to talk"
"can i ask you something??"
"theres something i have to tell you"
someone jhelp me
I had too much bourbon
an d now I’m randomly beatboxing.
I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so
For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”
my cat is playing with change on the ground
Maybe if I look at tumblr long enough the dishes will do themselves.